OK, for all my joking around, I am incredibly excited to be a father. One thing I can't wait for is the opportunity, some day, to embarrass the hell out of my teenage daughter. With that in mind, here is my initial thoughts on how I plan to mortify my little angel:
- Picking up the carpool wearing my v-neck undershirt, with chest hair in full view. (thanks to Dad for teaching me that one!)
- When she brings home her first boyfriend, breaking out the baby photo album and paging through for several hours, making it clear that it would be very rude for him to leave before I'm done.
- Farts. Lots of farts.
- Telling extremely corny jokes whenever she brings over friends. (thanks Dad for that one as well)
- Posting gawky adolescent pictures of her to facebook, and tagging her so all her friends can see.
Here's where I solicit the help of all the dads out there on the internets. How do you go about embarrassing your daughters? Feel free to contribute ideas via the Comments section.
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